We have all kinds of things that aren't on the site anymore. Some of them we got sick of looking at, some we had to pull because of legal threats, and sometimes a strange, hairless, soaking wet child wanders into the warehouse, points at something, and vanishes. Items like these end up in the Mystery Shed out back, and you can buy them cheap. The only thing is, we can't tell you exactly what they are.

Unisex Mystery Shirts come printed on American Apparel, Next Level, Gildan, Hanes, or Fruit of the Loom. Fitted/ladies come printed on either American Apparel 2102 or Bella 6004.